The Portland Malt Shoppe by Patrick Valdez

The dream of Portland but this is in Duluth, Minnesota in March of 2013.


The full force of the brownie kicked in at the most opportune time this morning. What I know about politics and human nature is not open to debate so when I provide you… Continue reading

The Oath Keepers

Because seriously, fuck the Oath Keepers.  A bunch of delusional and dickless morons.

Art Card: Socially Justice Warrior by Patrick Valdez

Sunset Transit Center

Had to do a pre-employment drug test today so rather than posting a photo of me pissing into a cup, I give you the Blue Line MAX heading westbound.

Bus-bike-backpacking on the Iron Horse Trail

Nothing stimulates my loins more than learning about new and exciting cycling trips that can be completed without the use of a car.  I came across the following article at Seattle Bike Blog.… Continue reading

Coffee Mug Poster by Patrick Valdez

Playing around with displacement maps in Adobe Photoshop.  Came up with this.  The poster on the right is done as a halftone image.  Not my best work but it has given me quite… Continue reading

The Tron (art card) by Patrick Valdez

A tribute to Beaverton, Oregon.  Laying in the shadow of Portland, always a bridesmaid but never the bride. Patrick Valdez The Tron (art card), 2015 Colored Markers on Bristol Paper 3″ x 5″

Four Panel Robot by Patrick Valdez

Patrick Valdez Four Panel Robot, 2015 Colored Markers on Watercolor Paper 4″ x 5″

MEH: a little word art by Patrick Valdez

Patrick Valdez MEH: a little word art, 2015 Colored Markers on Watercolor Paper 3″ x 5″

Fallout 4: Vault Security Armor by Patrick Valdez

Patrick Valdez Fallout 4: Vault Security Armor, 2015 Photoshop and Illustrator Digital Art

The Moai: War Zone by Patrick Valdez

Patrick Valdez The Moai: War Zone, 2015 Photoshop/Acrylic Ink Mixed Media Digital Print