It’s Joke Time: 05
A man walks into the neighborhood pub and asks the bartender if it’s happy hour. The bartender looks the guy right in the eyes and says no.
It’s Joke Time: 04
What did the sock say to the magazine?
Answer: I feel all sticky now.
It’s Joke Time: 03
What did the toaster ask the dish rack?
Answer: Do you smell something burning?
It’s Joke Time: 02
What did the clock say to the microwave?
Answer: Time for a burrito.
It’s Joke Time: 01
What did the microwave say to the dish towel?
Answer: You stink.
